Is The Best Medicine!
crook had broken into a house in a really nice subdivision.
He was putting items in his bag when he heard a voice say,
is watching you.” He looked around with his flashlight
didn’t see anyone. He resumed putting things in his bag
he heard the voice again say even louder. “Jesus is
you!” He shined his flashlight towards the direction
the voice came and saw a bird sitting in a cage. “Hey,”
the crook, “are you the one that said that?” The bird ruffled
feathers and said, “yeah, that’s right, I said that.” The crook
and poked his finger through the cage. Your cute little
aren't you? “What’s your name?”
The bird leaned back out
reach of the crook and stated very proudly, “Moses.” Ha, laughed
crook. “What kind of crazy people would name a bird Moses?
The bird laughed back, “the same kind of crazy people that would
a Rottweiler Jesus!”