Laughter
Is The Best Medicine!
A
crook had broken into a house in a really nice subdivision.
He was putting items in his bag when he heard a voice say,
“Jesus
is watching you.” He looked around with his flashlight
but
didn’t see anyone. He resumed putting things in his bag
when
he heard the voice again say even louder. “Jesus is
watching
you!” He shined his flashlight towards the direction
that
the voice came and saw a bird sitting in a cage. “Hey,”
said
the crook, “are you the one that said that?” The bird ruffled
his
feathers and said, “yeah, that’s right, I said that.” The crook
laughed
and poked his finger through the cage. Your cute little
birdie
aren't you? “What’s your name?”
The bird leaned back out
of
reach of the crook and stated very proudly, “Moses.” Ha, laughed
the
crook. “What kind of crazy people would name a bird Moses?
The bird laughed back, “the same kind of crazy people that would
name
a Rottweiler Jesus!”